What a year we've had!!!

Wow!  We really made it happen this year, right buddy? Let's go over a list of accomplishments from the past year:

May 15, 2013: A retweet from your twitter account of Jesus and the Ultimate Warrior mobilized a cadre of international scientists to form "Organisation for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons (OPCW)" The group was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize later that year.

July 12, 2013: Pacific Rim was released. Few people realize that the story is based on the harrowing time you and Dan Singer went jogging and you had to ask a young mother to drive us home because Dan Singer "twisted his ankle." She never suspected that Dan Singer was merely done jogging for the day due to fatness.

August 16, 2013: jOBS was released. you were MAGNIFICENT in it.

October 28, 2013: You created a, well, it's probably offensive, but it's a picture of Tom Selleck, sandwiches, and Native American artwork. I won't lie. You didn't do this one, but I'm running out of time to finish this blog entry and comedy is hard and now I'm just googling "weird stuff on the internet." Totally not going to backfire.

February 9, 2014: Seriously, have you seen this pic of Nic Cage? He's so glorious.

April 30, 2014: Lest we forget.

May 14, 2014: This is the first result when you google "cool picture." I think we'd all agree that it is. Well, sorry this blog wasn't any good. But, I sure love you. Happy birthday buddy!